Yup, A Giant Truck Full Of Fish Crashed Into A Building Named After Jeffrey Loria [Miami Marlins]

Good writers spend ages searching for the perfect metaphor, the one that makes everything make sense. Agnostics spend their years searching for some sign that a higher power guides the universe. Look no further, heretics (and Marlins beat writers). Everything was revealed today, in the midday sun at Yale University in New Haven, Conn. More »