The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 4th!

Not until her gown was stained did Christina fully realize what the Southern accent, the Adam's apple, and the "I Feel Your Pain" tattoo had been hinting at all night. - dfanintheD Runners-up: Hillary eyes her next political goal, running for the Minister of Motorboating. - Angus E. Parvo "If I only had a Cuban cigar right now" - Hillary - Rusty J Trombone via Getty