So I Guess Xtina Dressed Up As Herself For Halloween This Year

If it wasn't for Whatshisname dressed up as Sir Golddigsalot, you wouldn't know it was Skankoween and you'd think that Xtina had just pulled herself off of the puddle of chardonnay drool and mascara tears she was lying in to pick her kid up from school. When the kids at school see a bloated cloud of pressed powder, torn fishnets, frizzy pink wig hair and bits of dried self tanner gel coming toward them they know that Max's mom is here to pick him up. But believe it or not, Xtina is actually wear...