The Time Jenny McCarthy Did Ecstasy And Tried To Have Sex With A Tree

Autism curer and literary genius Jenny McCarthy is peddling her newest book "Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic" and she learned the best way to sell a book is to spill some scandalous (not really) secrets about all the time she did drugs and ***ed a tree so hard that it squirted sap like it's never squirted sap before. HuffPo says that Jenny writes that while partying with her friends one night, she swallowed so many Ecstasy pills that it made her take off all her clothes (like sh...