5 Petitions For Things Less Important To National Prosperity Than A Death Star

So much is less important, obviously. But these things especially. The people have spoken. A White House petition to begin construction of a Death Star by 2016 has reached the 25,000-signature threshold, meaning the White House now has to respond. President Obama: We've entreated you to tackle some significant science and tech issues before, but now we really need your help. And, anyhow, look at all of these things that are way, WAY less important than the construction of a Death Star. Texas wan...