Smartphone-friendly Satis toilets eradicate waste, provide a soundtrack for your business

Every so often we come across a product that transcends the boundaries of the term "crapgadget," something these new toilets from Lixil manage pretty handily. The company's got a trio of new loos designed to make doing one's business a downright pleasure. The high-end Satis G promises to utterly disembowel nasty material, with help from Plasmacluster Ion technology and a power drive cleaner. More interesting still is the throne's smartphone compatibility, communicating with the company's My Sati...