How soccer holiday parties might go horribly wrong

Blackburn Rovers had a holiday party this week, and their party ended horribly. Manager Henning Berg was asked to perform a silly dance and was so offended that he stormed out of the party. That got us thinking: How could other football teams' holiday parties go horribly wrong? This is actually very predictable. - Cristiano Ronaldo throws a fit because Kaka always gets to play one of the angels in Real Madrid's Christmas plays, and he doesn't. - Peter Vermes thinks that Sporting KC's party is a ...