Programming Note: Welcome Dlisted's Holiday Guest Bloggers

No, one of them is not Mimi. Although.... if you down an entire bottle of cotton candy vodka and chase it with a bottle of bubbles before beating yourself in the head with a plastic unicorn horn, J. Harvey does sort of look like Mimi in the right light. Mimi is spreading the holiday cheese in Aspen by posing like this and that means it's Christmas times again. In my family, we don't give each other gifts, because we're all really lazy and shopping takes effort. So instead of doing that, we go on...