I Am A Neanderthal, And You Probably Are, Too

Editor’s note: James Altucher is an investor, programmer, author, and several-times entrepreneur. Ugh, I can't write anything today. It's the end of the year. Tomorrow is Christmas. You'd think I would have something to say. Merry Christmas. Oh wait, you can't even say that anymore. I'm Jewish! I have to say something like Happy Holidays. I don't even know what Hannukah is.