Adrienne Maloof Has Finally Found True Love

Only on the desperate streets of L.A. can a love between a Ron Perlman-looking ass fame whore and a bloated bag of bad decisions bloom from the sidewalk cracks in front of a Beverly Hills restaurant. Adrienne Maloof of The Really Plastic Faces of Beverly Hills ended her marriage to Magilla Gorilla's midget brother about six months ago and she's already bought gotten herself a new piece of ass. In front of Crustacean in Beverly Hills last night, Adrienne and Rod Stewart's son Sean Stewart made ca...