Alexander Skarsgard & Kenneth The Page Have Lunch Dates All The Time. NBD.

"If it's a girl, throw it off a cliff." "Yes sir, Mr. Vampire, sir." I make a lot of jokes about Alexander Skarsgard literally banging everything in his path, but at the end of the day, I like to pretend it's just wholesome family joshing around because otherwise that would mean there are now three