9 Things We Want To See Happen At The 2013 Grammys Tonight! (Miley Cyrus, If You're Reading This, PLEASE Soy Bomb ANYONE!)

Will Miley Soy Bomb the Grammys? Will Taylor Swift snub John Mayer? Let's hope! Smell that? It's the bittersweet smell of the universe (and the mysterious committee of covert Grammy voters) sorting the 2013 Grammy Award nominees into two distinctly binary piles: Grammy winners and Grammy losers. Well, Grammy performers, too. That's three piles. Plus,