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Christine Cromwell (as played by Jaclyn Smith) from ABC's mysteries series Christine Cromwell, which lasted about as long as a rhinestone's sparkle. In the late 80s, ABC was all about mysteries and Christine Cromwell was one of the shows, along with the reboot of Columbo (???),  that took turns showing on Saturday nights. Christine Cromwell was a high society attorney who was as glamorous as Alexis Carrington's queef and as sophisticated as a burp out of a poodle's butt. Christine Cromwell wa...