Afternoon Crumbs

A dude in Tokyo live-tweets his trip to the hospital after a vibrator got stuck in his ass. Yes, a vibrator got stuck in his ass. Amateur! - Daily Dot  Jessica Biel is trying to take GOOPY Paltrow's place in the Illuminati's inner circle - Lainey Gossip ASkars needs to put a steak on that bruise and by a steak I mean my tongue - The Superficial  Since when did the Westboro Baptist Church get into the ATM business in Puerto Rico? - Towleroad That chill you feel is from a crack forming on Ja...