Danny DeVito & Rhea Perlman Are Back Together

Every cherub turned its arrow on itself last October, because they realized that true love must be a fairy tale if even Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman can't make it. The meaning of true love was put on life support and all of us stopped searching for everlasting love with another human. We realized that the only real love you can depend on is love from a string of anal beads and your bong, because they will never cheat on or lie to you. But true love is back from near death and so you can reactiv...