Happy 7th birthday, Twitter, you monster

Happy 7th bday @twitter. Thanks for broadening & cheapening our lives into an epic parade of excruciating minutiae. (Can we get a retweet?) — Dan Zak (@MrDanZak) March 21, 2013 It's the birthday of the thing that turned us into a race of pithy gremlins and time-sucking trolls. Rather than write about What Twitter Means in a Post-Arab Spring World or interview one of the world's 20 million "social media experts," we'll offer you a top-10 list of relevant links (many from Web hostess Monica...