Joe Jonas' Dildo-Filled Sex Tape Is Coming Out In April, Allegedly (UPDATE: Joe Denies It)

For about a week, Blind Gossip has had several blind items about a celebrity dude's girlfriend who tricked him into doing something that will make her a bigger star than she already is. I figured that Stacy Keibler reversed George Clooney's vasectomy in his sleep and then made a baby, but apparently it's way more escandaloso than that. Blind Gossip claims that all their blind items are really about a sex tape starring Joe Jonas and his model piece Blanda Eggenschwiler. The most shocking part ...