Lindsay Lohan Furious About Rehab Sentence - Because Her Birthday Plans Are Now RUINED!

It's just LOVELY to see Lindsay Lohan so clearly grateful that she once again managed to escape jail time in lieu of a much cushier, undeserved 90-day sentence in lock down rehab! Oh, excuse us! That was just an incredibly unrealistic fever dream! Back to reality: Lindsay Lohan is obviously NOT the least bit appreciative of her [...]