Twitter Announces "Twttr" - Will Start Charging $5 A Month If You Want To Tweet Using Vowels

Vowels aren't really necessary in today's digital age, are they? Twitter doesn't think so, as it announced a new "two-tiered" service including its free model called "Twttr." You can only tweet without vowels though. Want the vowels back? Pony up $5 a month. Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me. Luckily, Twitter really cares about its users and will offer up the "sometimes Y" free of charge...forever. Also free are vowels in link URLs. Whew. If you've seen the text messages from anyone under 25 ...