Afternoon Crumbs

If that gas pump hose could speak, it would tell us that it feels inadequate next to The Hammaconda - I'm Not Obsessed Somebody put out an Amber Alert for Cressida Boners' mind since she's obviously lost it - Lainey Gossip It hurts the edges of my soul to say that I ain't got time for Sweet Brown's crackhead nightmare of a music video - Crunk + Disorderly Duchess Kate's hat makes me hungry for a chocolate wafer cookie with a chocolate curl on top - Celebitchy The only way RiRi is knocked up is i...