Afternoon Crumbs

James Franco's in GQ Magazine showing off his black belt fisting skills. Teen Mom Farrah doesn't know whether to close her legs or try to book James for the sequel to her porn - Lainey Gossip Why is an inflatable green ball with a face trying to nibble on Heidi Klum's tit? - Drunken Stepfather When Denise Richards turned down Charlie Sheen's stack of cash for taking care of twins he just shrugged and said, "More snatch and coke for me then!" - Celebitchy Either Emma Watson's nipple is really lon...