What Has Been Seen Can't Be Unseen: Tan Mom's Music Video

I don't know if this is some HIGH ART *** that belongs in the Whitney Biennial or just ***. You better lay your best church outfit on the bed before hitting play, because this mess will make you want to run to Sunday mass to cleanse your eyes and ears in the largest vat of holy water. Tan Mom shat out a video for her song, "It's Tan Mom," and it'll scar all of your senses. After watching the entire thing, my eyeballs broke out into a heat rash, I suffered from temporary heat stroke and all I wan...