Ask Elliot: Cargo Shorts, Facebook Stalking, & Being Too Tired For Sex

Our resident relationship/men's fashion/straight-guy-gives-advice guru Elliot is taking on your personal quandaries and giving you his answers. Check out the third round of Q&As below and be sure to send your own questions for Ask Elliot to [email protected]. "Do guys actually think cargo shorts are okay? Or do they know the truth and just not care?" Dudes who think it's fine to wear cargo shorts fall into their own sartorial category: a very lowly one that reminds me of ketchup stains....