Please, No: Beard Beer Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

Have you ever wondered why you can't have nice things? It's because of Beard Beer, we have little doubt. And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. It's beer. Made from yeast. Yeast that was grown in a man's beard. Cue the resounding shudder. The brewmaster of Rogue Ales, John Maier (only in Portland, obviously), accidentally discovered by way of a joke that his beard, which he has been growing since 1978, is home to a thriving yeast colony just waiting to be used for a new brew. The official co...