The ballad of the fan who ran on the field at the All-Star Game for Twitter (and was violently tackled)

During the fifth inning of the 2013 MLB All-Star Game at Citi Field, a fan sprinted onto the field. Because it is 2013, and the person in question is a recent high school graduate, every instant of the decision-making process leading up to interrupting one of America's most beloved sporting events and getting viciously tackled by security can be found on Twitter. The person in question is named Dylan Masone. His Twitter feed looks a lot like the reason you should be glad Twitter didn't exist whe...