Forget Horoscopes, Sandals Are The New Personality Guide

Last week, researchers claimed that the way you eat popcorn revealed your true personality. This week, it's sandals. Which, if we're going to chose between popcorn or sandals, we'd put our money on the footwear. The Gloss took it upon themselves to jump on the "X means you're a..." bandwagon and fit 11 personality types to 11 types of sandals (that's nine more options than your popcorn personality). Hooray for choices, right? Anyway, these traits and their corresponding sandal are not scientific...