Ninja Please: O.J. Simpson Begs Parole Board To Give Him Free Over Botched Robbery Because He Was Just Trying to "Retrieve" His Own Stuff

O.J., you're not getting out anytime soon. O.J. Begs Parole Board To Go Easy On Him According to TMZ O.J. Simpson says he's been nothing but a saint behind bars -- a model prisoner- and now he's begging Nevada prison