'Godiva Dates and One Night Stands': Regie Cabico's best lines can't be published

A good date-night show at the Capital Fringe Festival conveys the aura of romance but avoids high-pressure scenarios -- like marriage proposals -- that would make a fledgling couple flinch. A great example is local raconteur Regie Cabico's "Godiva Dates and One Night Stands." Unless your date confesses that he, too, has attempted to hook up with a roller-skating Cirque du Soleil performer, you'll find Cabico's monologues way too absurdist to be too close for comfort.