Nick Jonas' Basically Naked Selfie Gives Us All A Reason To Get Up In The Morning (PHOTO)

Nick Jonas is... he... wha.. well... ahem. Ah do declare. Today in "Christmas Coming Early," Nick Jonas seems to have finally opened his (probable) mountains of fan mail, because the youngest member of the Jonas Brothers has given the people what they want -- a shirtless selfie! Even "shirtless" is a conservative way to describe