As Gareth Bale Prepares To Move To Either Manchester United (NYSE:MANU) Or Real Madrid, Fans Sigh At The Bottomless Wallet Of Modern-Day Football

As the sale of Gareth Bale takes more turns than a doorknob in a brothel, the soccer world waits to see if the revered Welshman will replace Cristiano Ronaldo as the world's most expensive soccer player.