Comedy and Physics Collide at the LHC

The great George Carlin was no Albert Einstein, but he was a comic genius Some physicists at the Large Hadron Collider are about to embark on a completely different sort of experiment. What they will discover today may rival the detection of the Higgs particle in, well, in no way whatsoever. Unlike most high energy physics experiments, you won't need countless hours on a massive server farm to tell if the experiment is a success. You should know pretty quickly by tuning into CERN's After Dark St...