Style Invitational Week 1037: Be offended by a name that's not offensive

our 10th annual Limerixicon contest for limericks that prominently feature words from one sliver of the dictionary, in this case "fa-." If you entered and got ink, entered and didn't get ink, or just thought of a fa- limerick right now, you're welcome to submit it to OEDILF.com, the Omnificient English Dictionary in Limerick Form.