Photoshop Contest: Make All the Things Out of Apple's Horrible 5C Case

For the most part, the one thing the internet has been able to agree on this week is that Apple's new iPhone 5C case is an affront to the eyes and all that is decent. But for whatever reason, Apple wants you to stick it on your phone! Fine, your iPhone's inconspicuous enough, but what if we applied Apple's fun new discount covering to some of the other items we use in our daily lives?