Show Of Hands, Who Would Pay $250 To Wear Jordans With A Foreskin On Them?

I'm not a sneakerhead, so maybe these are hot fire and I just don't know it. But at first glance these Jordans, known as the "Air Jordan XX8 Cement Grey," look like ugly-ass rain shoes that you zip up with Silly Bandz. Or like your shoes are wearing the world's most sinister foreskin.