Men's Wearhouse Blames Bad Sales on Superstitious Brides

Sales are down 10% at Men's Wearhouse. This is, clearly, a bad thing. One that needs to be explained by someone like, say, the CEO of the company, Doug Ewert. And why are things so grim, according to Ewert? Brides. And triskaidekaphobia. Seriously. Ewert's claiming that fewer marriages are taking place in 2013 than in other years because women — he doesn't mention men, strangely — are afraid of the bad luck associated with the number 13. Tuxedo sales and rentals for the grooms, then, are do...