Somewhere In America, Kevin Federline Is Drinking Coffee. Won't You Join Him? (PHOTO)

Grande iced red eye with soy! Thanks, Kevin! Hey, how's it goin'? How's your Friday? Good? Got plans for tonight? Re-watching the "Dexter" finale? Yeah, that's cool. We heard it kinda sucked, but whatever. Well, if you wanna grab coffee or something, lemme know. I'll text Kevin Federline, 'cause he's usually down. No, really. Just […]