Auto-reply individualism: How many ways can you say 'shutdown'?

There are 800,000 federal workers furloughed, and almost as many ways to write an out-of-office e-mail auto reply. The Post's Ryan Kellett compiled these edited selections of e-mail responses from workers at the Department of Education, the National Institutes of Health, the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the Environmental Protection Agency and other agencies that were received Tuesday.