Morning Routine: What's the First Thing You Do When You Wake Up?

What's your daily morning routine? Okay, what's your routine after you've hit the snooze button more times than a game of Whack-a-Mole? During the work week, I'm pretty much a robot of routine, waking up at the same hour, starting the morning with a silent dance involving grinding coffee, cracking/flipping eggs, and even sneaking in a few calf raises or pushups before I'm even capable of coherently piecing together a sentence...