Illustrated by Gabriela Alford. Sometimes, to express unspoken emotions to strangers, I utilize the creepiest of fine-motor skills, the one that makes skin crawl, faces wince, and sexual appetites wither: I cock my head slightly and blink with only one eye. I am a winker. It's painful to admit as I loathe winking. I've always found it condescending and generally indicative of other unsavory character traits such as being a pick-up artist or taking a class on how to be a pick-up artist. I'm sure ...
Illustrated by Gabriela Alford. Sometimes, to express unspoken emotions to strangers, I utilize the creepiest of fine-motor skills, the one that makes skin crawl, faces wince, and sexual appetites wither: I cock my head slightly and blink with only one eye. I am a winker. It's painful to admit as I loathe winking. I've always found it condescending and generally indicative of other unsavory character traits such as being a pick-up artist or taking a class on how to be a pick-up artist. I'm sure ...
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