4.8 million people have listened to this Christmas song, but how many of them are actually people?

It's the most popular Christmas song in America -- and chances are, you've never heard it. That's because John Michael Williams' slick "Christmas Around the World," the single most-viewed video on YouTube yesterday, appears to be what we'll term a faux-viral video. It's a YouTube video with an outrageously high view count, seemingly generated mostly by bots.