Sexting With a Tinder Spam-Bot, Things Get Weird

I get the Tinder match at 7:30 a.m. She initiates the communication: "heya." I reply back with some uninspired banter. (In my defense, I hadn't had my first cup of coffee.) Her next response triggers my Spidey sense; I've seen the "hey... have we chatted before?" line from a different ... More