No, You Won't Be Able to Float on Zero G Day

Hurray! My first debunking of 2014! I mean, "Sigh. Do I have to do this already?" Yes. Yes, I do. Let me start off this way: You'll never hear me say, "Well, now I've heard it all." Long experience has taught me there is always a sillier claim. Always. And you're hearing that from a guy who has debunked the ideas that the Maya calendar predicting the end of the world, that the "Supermoon" caused earthquakes, and that NASA found plastic beads (and a Wookiee) on Mars. So what's sillier than these?...