Just imagine how 'Scandal's' Olivia Pope might handle the Chris Christie bridge scandal

(The following is satire. Obviously.) INTERIOR POPE & ASSOCIATES OFFICE CHRIS is standing by a conference table in a bright, high-ceilinged room. He's fidgeting and sweating slightly. A door slams offscreen. OLIVIA (OFFSCREEN) Harrison, I need those files on Obamacare now! How far are we on – OLIVIA enters, walking briskly, wearing a white pant […]