Mayonnaise Pervert Arrested For Slathering Schoolgirls In Japan

Another day, another dairy fetishist harassing women. If you thought the Swiss Cheese Pervert was disgusting, prepared to be equally skeeved out by Japan’s Mayonnaise Pervert, who was arrested this week. The 25-year-old man was charged with assault for covering a number of teenage school girls in mayonnaise. One 15-year-old victim claimed that she heard