Applying Teapartygate Logic To Bridgegate

I was going to skip writing about the IRS budget, as it has been pretty well covered.  I was also thinking about being done with Bridgegate.  I thought I had done my duty as one of the native cliff dwellers who look down on Manhattan, by pointing out several important historic facts about Fort Lee, NJ that may help rescue it from being remembered as the site of a politically motivated traffic jam.  I was thinking of doing a followup to explain Fort Lee's significance in the birth of the film ...