Tropical Daydreams: Pineapple Accessories

Today I'm taking a break from the grey snow and biting winds to daydream of pineapples. My choices are neither subtle nor tasteful, but they are delicious. So raise a glass of homemade piña colada and toast the symbol of hospitality -- but don't drink too many or you might end up ordering a 4 foot tall pineapple hamper...