Choke The Chicken? Super-Slizzed Nekkid Man Pleasures Himself In Broad Daylight After Crashing Car Into Chicken Shack

He must have been pretty excited about the wings. Wasted Motorist Slams Car Into Fried Chicken Restaurant, Then Publicly Pleasures Himself At Crash Site A New Jersey man apparently had a wild night before swerving his vehicle into a Crown