Blind Items: The Vice We Need To Quit, Now

Photo: Greg Allen/REX USA. Toothy Tile was my first. One summer, I found myself a 16-year-old intern at a post-production house during a massive SAG/AFTRA strike. No actors meant nothing to assist in post-producing, and so I spent three months arranging bagels for bored staff, alphabetizing the lunch-menu folder, and falling headfirst into the kind of Internet binge that only a teen with no responsibilities and unlimited access to Diet Coke can pull off. Within weeks, I'd discovered Ted Casablan...