Style Blog: Why I won't see the Lego movie

Despite what seem to be generally positive reviews, I have no intention of seeing the Lego movie. I think its very existence an affront to childhood. Legos have been around since the late 1940s, and even today there's no toy on the market that rewards creativity and imagination as richly as the famous (and obscenely expensive) plastic blocks. The very name, Lego, is derived from the Danish "leg godt" which means "play well." Their popularity may have had something to do with the post-war buildin...