FINALLY: Caffeine-Infused Tank Top Promises to Slim You Down

Hammacher Schlemmer - purveyor of wonderfully weird items - has finally outdone itself with this $85 tank top. This magical article of clothing is somehow laced with coffee and green algae, which Hammacher claims will “rev up the body’s fat metabolism while creating a slimmer appearance.” There’s more. “The soft, stretchy fabric contains micronized caffeine that stimulates lipolysis, the natural breakdown of stored fats, while the embedded brown algae moisturizes and smooths skin,” s...